Jokes I enjoyed in Germany

SPACE - TIME
I met one Portugal guy on one fine evening. He just asked me the travelling time from India to Germany. I replied to him that I have no idea. He was so surprised. I said to him that I came by Lufthansa with some beautiful airhostess and more over my two adjacent seats were occupied by tow beautiful French girls. So, I have no idea about TIME and DATE. But one thing, I can say that. I have reached Germany so soon. I might be enjoyed, if the journey took some 3, 4 days or even a full week to reach Germany with the beautiful French girls.( Einstein’s theory of relativity- if you wait for a girl for one minute. It will look like one day. If you talk to the girl for one full day. It will look like one minute!!!! )

GLOBAL WARMING
It is good to see the temperature rise in the city with the same proposition to the dress reduction among girls. But the TEMPerature of all the guys shoots up normally. So Shaden!!
Global warming!! (Yet to read the G8 meeting reports……….Oops) www.g8.de

Long and short SKIRT
One engineering division had a warning message board for their female employs. The message goes like that “Those who wearing LONG skirts BEWARE of machines running over here “. After some distance, there is another message board. The message goes like that “
Those who wearing SHORT skirts BEWARE of roaming Engineers”.